Funny Friday/29

Getting a two year old to bed who “isn’t tired” is like putting your drunk friend to bed.

There’s singing to themselves.

Requesting water.


Incoherent blabber.


Some weird yoga poses.


And then they pass out.

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Funny Friday/28

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.

Coors’ president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The Guinness president replies,

“Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.” Continua a leggere