Mese: ottobre 2015
“Sex cures headaches”, a man said to his wife.
“So does codeine”, his wife retorted, “and it lasts eight hours”.
Little Son: “Mom? What’s a girlfriend?”
Mom: “If you’re a good boy, when you’re older, you’ll get one.”
Little Son: “So…what il I’m a bad boy?”
Mom: “Then…you’ll get many.”
I was visiting a friend last night, when I asked her son if I could borrow a
“This is the 21st century,” he said snarkily. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can use my iPad.” Continua a leggere