The fine art of delivering bad news to your husband:
With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” her husband said.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
Then she asked, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”
“No I haven’t,” he said with an anxious tone.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she cooed, “Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”
“No way,” he said, becoming even more aroused.
“Go look in the garage.”