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Funny Friday/58

/ malanguzzi / 5 commenti

Since I’m blond, I feel entitled to tell a blond joke…once in awhile J

A blond and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls out dead.”

“You’re on,” returned his wife.

They watch the western and sure enough the wagon hits a rock in the dirt road and the driver falls out of the wagon…dead. The wife gets out of bed and returns shortly with a tray of food.  After eating, the husband says: “I have to admit that I saw this movie before.” Continua a leggere →

Funny Friday/57

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A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you”
The boyfriend says: “Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?”
“Oh my gosh!! You’re not coming empty-handed, are you?” Continua a leggere →