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Funny Friday/28

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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.

Coors’ president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The Guinness president replies,

“Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.” Continua a leggere →

Funny Friday/23 – Bubba trova lavoro

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My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely.  Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

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Funny Friday/21

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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”

The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus … so shut up.”

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Funny Friday/19

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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad, they’re very strong and very expensive.”

“How much?” asked Grandpa.

“$10.00 a pill,” answered the son.

“I don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow. ”

Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, “I told you each pill was $10, not $110.”

“I know,” said Grandpa. “The hundred is from Grandma!”

°°° Trad_imento:

Un ingegnere in pensione e la moglie vanno a casa del figlio maggiore, a trovare i nipotini.

Prima di ritirarsi per la notte nella stanza degli ospiti, l’ingegnere va a chiedere al figlio dell’aspirina e lo vede spostare una bottiglietta di Viagra.

“Funzionano?”

“Beh, sì, ma sono molto forti…e costano un sacco!”

“Un sacco, quanto?”

“Dieci euro a pillola!”

“Senti, dammene una, voglio proprio provarla. Domani mattina ti lascio i dieci euro sotto il cuscino, prima di metterci in viaggio.”

La mattina dopo, sotto il cuscino, il figlio trova 110 euro.

Telefona a suo padre: “Ti avevo detto che ogni pillola costava dieci euro, non centodieci!”

“Lo so” gli risponde lui “Il centone è da parte della mamma!”