Funny Friday/61

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she wails. Then she yells, “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from  Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt…one button at a time. No one moves.

He removes his shirt…

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps. Continua a leggere

Funny Friday/58

Since I’m blond, I feel entitled to tell a blond joke…once in awhile J

A blond and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls out dead.”

“You’re on,” returned his wife.

They watch the western and sure enough the wagon hits a rock in the dirt road and the driver falls out of the wagon…dead. The wife gets out of bed and returns shortly with a tray of food.  After eating, the husband says: “I have to admit that I saw this movie before.” Continua a leggere