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Funny Friday/34
I was visiting a friend last night, when I asked her son if I could borrow a
newspaper.
“This is the 21st century,” he said snarkily. “We don’t waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can use my iPad.” Continua a leggere
Funny Friday/30 – Basta crederci…
Funny Friday/29
Getting a two year old to bed who “isn’t tired” is like putting your drunk friend to bed.
There’s singing to themselves.
Requesting water.
Mumbling.
Incoherent blabber.
Crying.
Some weird yoga poses.
Hiccups.
And then they pass out.
Funny Friday/28
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.
Coors’ president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”
The Guinness president replies,
“Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.” Continua a leggere
Funny Friday/27 – Una mela al giorno
Funny Friday/26 – Aiuto, non so nuotare!
Funny Friday/24 – For the Love of Cooking
Trad_imento:
Lei è in cucina, in piedi.
Mi volta le spalle.
Addosso, ha solo la mia maglietta, quella in cui le piace dormire.
Sta preparando la nostra colazione: uova sode.
Mi ha sentito entrare, ne sono certo,
l’ho capito dal movimento dolce delle spalle anche se non sono del tutto sveglio.
Si gira e mi guarda con quei suoi occhi unici e dice dolcemente:
“Fai l’amore con me, proprio adesso: ma subito, però!”
Sto sognando oppure oggi dev’essere il mio giorno fortunato,
penso.
Non ho esitato.
L’ho presa tra le mie braccia e le ho dato tutto me stesso, proprio lì, in cucina, sul tavolo traballante.
“Grazie” mi dice lei, dopo, gli occhi luminosi, tornando ai fornelli.
Felice e tuttavia perplesso, non riesco a non chiederle:
“A cosa devo…?”
“Il timer si è rotto”.






