Little Son: “Mom? What’s a girlfriend?”
Mom: “If you’re a good boy, when you’re older, you’ll get one.”
Little Son: “So…what il I’m a bad boy?”
Mom: “Then…you’ll get many.”
Little Son: “Mom? What’s a girlfriend?”
Mom: “If you’re a good boy, when you’re older, you’ll get one.”
Little Son: “So…what il I’m a bad boy?”
Mom: “Then…you’ll get many.”
I was visiting a friend last night, when I asked her son if I could borrow a
newspaper.
“This is the 21st century,” he said snarkily. “We don’t waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can use my iPad.” Continua a leggere
Getting a two year old to bed who “isn’t tired” is like putting your drunk friend to bed.
There’s singing to themselves.
Requesting water.
Mumbling.
Incoherent blabber.
Crying.
Some weird yoga poses.
Hiccups.
And then they pass out.
oggi che non basta la voce per essere un voice talent
Per andare nel posto che non sai devi prendere la strada che non conosci
Sopravvivere alla terza età: degli altri.